Room Full of Bunnies

Really, the title says it all. Having a bad day? Watch a room full of bunnies.

The Real Picachu!

Are they mice? Are they bunnies? Who cares when they make me laugh! May be educational, or it may just be because the narrator has a British accent.

Road Trip [Part 2]

It's all true.






The peep-peep of the train whistle haunts my dreams.

Road Trip [Part 1]

I know not where I am being taken. All I know is that I spend hours on end tied down to a comfy chair as the world flies past me at 70 MPH.

Our only respite was stopping at a roadside hotel for food and drink. There I met a kind young woman with whom I shared company and enjoyed music.

Some days captivity is not so bad.

FREEDOM!

Never before have I come so close to escape. My plan was foolproof. I nonchalantly wandered out into a field of flowers and pretended to be entranced by their yellow hue. Then, when My Captors were distracted, I ran -- ran like I have never run before. Actually, I ran a little too hard, so I decided to scrap my plan and go take a little nap-nap in my bed. Curses! Foiled Again!

The Great Escape

The fools! The Bearded One was standing right next to my escape map, and could not comprehend its meaning. For now, my plan is safe, but I must strike soon.

Eggs.

I can sink no lower. Today My Captors forced me to fight for my food in an arena filled with others of my kind. I tried to mount a rebellion, but we were completely surrounded by superior forces. I live to fight another day.

Buttercups and Me

I was so certain that today was the day. My Captors were foolish enough to take me to their 'harvest festival' and place me atop a noble steed named Buttercups. Buttercups and I made a pact to escape together and walk the Earth, fighting crime wherever it dared rear its ugly head. But then Buttercups got an apple.

Like Tears in the Rain

I write, I write, every day I write. Letters, numbers, shapes. Yet time washes them away almost before my chalk leaves the sidewalk. Nothing is forever. Except for kool-aid stains.

At Last!

I have finally gained access to My Captor's primary source of communication with the outside world. I can only hope that someone receives this message. At last the world can see the inhumane conditions that I have been forced to live in, and I can only hope that these horrors will drive you to act. I plead with you... pass on news of my plight to anyone who will listen...