FREEDOM!

Never before have I come so close to escape. My plan was foolproof. I nonchalantly wandered out into a field of flowers and pretended to be entranced by their yellow hue. Then, when My Captors were distracted, I ran -- ran like I have never run before. Actually, I ran a little too hard, so I decided to scrap my plan and go take a little nap-nap in my bed. Curses! Foiled Again!